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Elvisfish wrote:
We’re going live in about 15 minutes. Thank ya. Thank ya very much.
Elvisfish wrote:
Sorry about the unannounced downtime, folks. We're a growin' and sometimes we fall down. That's not easy for a fish, I'm tellin' ya. But when you have to restore from backup because you coded yourself into a crash, fish or not, you gonna fall down. Now gimme that mic and let's get all shook up. Yea yeaaaaaa, yeah....
Elvisfish wrote:
Hey, we are live! Thank ya. Thank ya very much.
Elvisfish wrote:
Hey, is this thing on? Thank ya. Thank ya very much.
Elvisfish wrote:
Looks good, RG. Now where'd I put that pepperoni?
Elvisfish wrote:
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Elvisfish wrote:
Not much a fish can say, really. Thank ya. Thank ya very much.